While ComicsAlliance DOES NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU DO THIS, who among us cannot say we have been tempted to gauge our worthiness with these massive, tantalizing Mjolnirs?
May 26th 2011 By: Laura Hudson
Parting Shot: Whosoever Holds This Hammer Might Get Banned From a Movie Theater
While ComicsAlliance DOES NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU DO THIS, who among us cannot say we have been tempted to gauge our worthiness with these massive, tantalizing Mjolnirs?
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I realize that this is the closest some of you will get to any "pounding" in real life, but I do want to thank Laura and ComicsAlliance for posting the video, regardless of whether or not they condone the actions. I don't regret the video, but I do feel sorry that for many of you confined to your moms' dank basements, actually lifting a cardboard hammer would be quite the strenuous workout. Regardless, thank you for adding to the number of views. Excelsior!
Ps- Since when is it a negative aspect to have proper grammar? Anyone who doesn't is basically an idiot.
Pps- Art thou mad, brother?
God, and all he did was shout out "Thor" and break some stuff, imagine how his ego will be as soon as he buys his own shoes!!!
May 31 2011 at 7:40 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyjesus christ, CA, lighten up
it's an inflatable prop
yeah that was a really harsh and criticizing sentence under that there videofilm.
May 28 2011 at 3:25 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplySorry to burst your bubble. That display is not inflatable. It's all matte and cardboard. The theater I work at actually screwed down our hammer so this sort of thing didn't happen.
May 28 2011 at 3:14 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyAaand the naysayers erupt with grammatically poor responses! Verily!
May 27 2011 at 11:48 AM Report abuse Permalink -4 rate up rate down ReplyAaand the criminal justifies his act by attacking the grammar of someone who happens to disagree with his cowardly vandalism. Forsooth! Nice way to run off like a little girl with your pansy friend. Bitch.
May 27 2011 at 1:05 PM Report abuse Permalink +2 rate up rate down ReplyYou must be some sort of crime fighter! Standing up for what's right!! Let me know when your movie comes out and I'll be sure to buy a ticket. Meanwhile try getting a life & sense of humor you ************ d-bag!
Cheers!
It doesn't matter if it was a harmless prank. It is still vandalism. Doesn't matter how much money the theater or the studio's have, It's their property and you touched it without permission. If you had broken it, The theater would still have had to pay for another one.
May 27 2011 at 10:36 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHey loser get over yourself! Thanks for being a preachy *******! This video is hilarious and deserves better than your stupid comments. That's the problem with the internet it gives voices to morons like you. I can't imagine a MULTI BILLION DOLLAR studio going broke over a destroyed Thor hammer. If you think about it this is great FREE publicity for the movie! So get a hobby and stop commenting on funny videos you prick.
May 27 2011 at 11:48 AM Report abuse Permalink -3 rate up rate down ReplyGo F*ck Yourself . Why don't you get a hobby instead of defending a vandal? It doesn't matter what it cost the theater you half wit troglodyte. It is the act in itself which is criminal. But because I don't go around doing stupid sh*t and running away like a little bitch like the idiot in the video, I am the bad guy? Get over YOUR self and do something productive you whiny little moron.
May 27 2011 at 1:02 PM Report abuse Permalink -2 rate up rate downThat's me in the video. I wouldn't call it a lack of intelligence, rather I saw a chance to do something reckless and fun and rolled with it. Our theater's management is pretty lazy so I doubt any action will be taken. Even so... what are a few managers when I've vanquished Frost Giants?
May 27 2011 at 8:51 AM Report abuse Permalink -3 rate up rate down Reply
Dan Lokhorst
He really sells it with the "THOR!!!"
May 26 2011 at 11:32 PM Report abuse Permalink -1 rate up rate down ReplyI would so put that in my living room...lol
The theaters and movie companies treat those promos like freaking copyrihgt GOLD!
My buddy worked at a theater and got me a huge N-1 starfighter, from Star Wars.
He got FIRED! I even gave it back, but they still wouldn't let him back to work!
Eric
2 replies to Eric's comment
If the theater wants to catch this guy, the video itself may be somewhat useful. That and fingerprints never lie.
May 26 2011 at 8:33 PM Report abuse Permalink +1 rate up rate down ReplySENDETH THIS HAMMER AWAY FOR DNA ANALYSISETH!
May 26 2011 at 8:57 PM Report abuse Permalink +3 rate up rate down Reply
Harbulblum
I really think the police have better things to do than look for fingerprints on an over-sized cardboard hammer.
May 27 2011 at 5:43 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
Stew
not gnna lie i've wanted to do that everytime i see the mjolnirs. gtta give it to him, idiot he may be but pretty G
May 26 2011 at 7:07 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyYeah we've all been tempted but thankfully our IQ's are high enough to let us NOT do this. Though I'll admit I did laugh haha.
May 26 2011 at 6:20 PM Report abuse Permalink +2 rate up rate down ReplyFollow Us
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