Because we live in a depraved and decadent world brimming over with sickness and loathing like so much urine from a nightclub toilet, a group of young men and women had the resources to create and consume the approximately two dozen deliberately nauseating pizzas eaten or otherwise referenced by Michelangelo in the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated series. Among them, pizzas made with hot fudge, peanut butter, clams and oatmeal. Naturally, this demonstration was filmed for the internet, and you will watch it.

In a video that's remarkably reminiscent of the opening minutes of Cloverfield, before the yuppie partygoers become horribly maimed, exploded or killed (SPOILER), the Cinemassacre crew systematically attacks no fewer than 24 of Michelangelo's genuinely disgusting pizza recipes with similar results. To imagine pizzas with topping combinations like guacamole and marshmallow or peanut butter and clams is nauseating enough, but to watch other human beings actually put such awful things in their mouths and chew them is enough to make you puke -- and this video will bring you close to that action at several times.

In addition to numerous scenes of vomitous foodstuff, this video contains NSFW language, and should probably not be watched by anybody. A complete list of the pizzas sampled can be found below.



  • Tuna fish, peanut butter and grape jelly
  • Peanut butter and clams
  • Peanut butter, avocado and extra pickles
  • Marshmallow and pepperoni
  • Marshmallow and asparagus
  • Guacamole and Marshmallow
  • Butterscotch, onions and anchovies
  • Tea and toast
  • Chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce
  • Chocolate-chip
  • Chocolate fudge with extra garlic
  • Chocolate fudge, sardine, chili pepper, whipped cream
  • Anchovies and hot fudge
  • Pepperoni and hot fudge
  • Pepperoni and pickles
  • Jelly bean and sausage
  • Salami pizza with double yogurt
  • Shredded coconut and sweet pickles
  • Strawberry with anchovy sauce
  • Hot oatmeal
  • Popcorn
  • Anchovies and bananas
  • Goulash
  • Granola and liquorish
[Via Blastr]