
In the spirit of wish-fulfillment and Halloween hijinks, artist Chris Haley of Let's Be Friends Again (nimbly assisted on keyboard-mashing duties by Joel Priddy) has reimagined the classic heroes with all new origin stories for a more monstrous modern era! Check them out after the jump, and tell us which one of the reimagined monsters is your favorite!

THE GREEN-FACED GOLIATH AWAKES! Alone in an abandoned castle near Metropole City! WHO IS HE? WHAT IS HE? IS HE EVEN A MAN?!!! Hiding his monstrous appearance under a lifelike rubber mask, he establishes himself as millionaire philanthropist Frank Stone! But when danger calls - - he uses his superhuman strength and intellect in the service of Justice!!! FOR IF MEN CANNOT SAVE THEMSELVES - - - - FRANKENSTEIN WILL SAVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!

A man without a memory crash-lands deep in the Arctic Circle! Nurtured to health a pack of noble wolves, he slowly recalls his life as an air force pilot – but prefers his life in the wilderness! Believed dead by he world, he is recruited by the CIA for -- TOP PRIORITY UNIT ONE!!! Trained to physical perfection, skilled in the art of physiognomical disguise, outfitted with the most advanced equipment – like the superlative STEALTH SUIT – and accompanied by his faithful wolf companion – THOR - Major Wiley Wolf is democracy's most secret weapon!!!!! A WEAPON CODE-NAMED - - - - WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!

The roar of the engines! The squeal of the tires! A terrible crash! World famous race car drive Ken Tut is placed in traction -- FOR LIFE!!! But when a mysterious lightning bolt strikes his X-ray machine, he finds himself healing – moving – thinking – FASTER THAN 100 MEN!!!! Disguised as The Zippster, Tut sneaks out to wage his high velocity war on villainy – without arousing the suspicions of Nurse Lucy Lakes who – along with the whole world – thinks of him only as - - - - THE MUMMY!!!!!

When mysterious aliens infiltrated the US Army's Black Lagoon Research Base, Dr. Gill Mann knew he had one desperate chance to save his secret atomic rocket fuel: Convince them Earth had already been invaded by something EVEN MORE DIABOLICAL!!! In his modified space/scuba suit, Dr. Mann terrified the invaders – and foiled their plot!! Swearing to keep America safe from all such threats - along with his lab assistant - Felicity Fisch - Gill roams the blackest lagoon of all -- OUTER SPACE! Now, all who would see the Earth tremble in fear will themselves learn to fear - - - - THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK NEBULA!!!!!!!!

I. Griffin's grandfather had made an amazing discovery – the secret of invisibility! But Griffin discovered a second, even more astoundingly powerful formula in his grandfather's laboratory - - - THE SECRET OF THE INVISIBLE RAY!!!!! Now Griffin can project an amazing beam of energy – that turns people into monsters!! Vampires – werewolves – medusas - and zombies!!!!! A powerful army he could use for Good! But will he control the fiends he summons -- OR WILL THEY CONTROL HIM?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!























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