Sep 30th 2010 By: Chris Sims
Great Comics That Never Happened #15: The Justice Luchadores of America
The Justice Luchadores of America (March, 1998)
Story: Chris Sims
Art: Rusty Shackles
The union of the Robot and the Aztec Mummy has finally done the impossible -- they've defeated the Justice League of America! But while the World's Greatest Heroes may have been defeated, the World's Greatest Technicos have not yet begun to fight! Thanks to the transformative powers of the mystical Santo Stone, the Justice League has been reborn with all new identities to counter this terrifying threat, so make way for the new team! Ultimo Hijo De Krypton! Oscuro Caballero! Señor Marciano! El Rápido, Jr.! La Fuerte Feminino! Espacio Policia III! And of course, Aquaman!
But will their combined power be enough to stop that threat and keep the sinister El El and his Injustice Rudos from using the power of the Blue Demon for their own gain? The next epic starts here!
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Giving Flash and Batman a luchador makeover may seem redundant (because they already wear cowl masks), but they work.
Also, I like Wonder Woman's mask.
You could've just asked, there's plenty Native Spanish Speakers on-line
June 28 2011 at 1:12 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWW would be much cooler if she was in Bolivian bowler hat mode ala the Fighting Cholitas
October 01 2010 at 5:45 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI was always more interested in the Purovengers.
October 01 2010 at 2:26 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyTHIS is the kind of Justice League I want to read about.
What would Blue Beetle look like in this universe? His mask is almost a luchador one.
I bet they'd bring Ted Kord back with a mask resembling Jaime Reyes'.
That's how I'd do anyway (not that I don't like Jaime, but I think the theme would go better with a more classic feel, so they should use Ted - and, well, I like Ted better).
Why not just pitch this? DC's a mess right now; you can totally get it in under the radar. This year saw a new Elseworlds for the first time in years. Why not another one? Also, don't do a thing to Aquaman's name. It's already almost Spanglish and therefore comedy gold.
October 01 2010 at 12:03 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replynot gonna lie. i would read this comic so hard that it would catch fire
September 30 2010 at 9:16 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI appreciate the effort, and I hate to be that guy, but in respect to my native language, I think this is how it could be translated properly:
"Ultimo Hijo de Krypton" (great name), "El Caballero Oscuro", "Señor Marciano" (in Mexico they called him "Detective Marciano), "Policia Espacial III", Aquaman could be translated to "Hombre Acuático", and the worst offender is "Fuerte Feminino" which makes no sense. It could be "Fuerza Femenina" or something like that.
Oh yeah, and the tag line could be "El Comic Más Grande Que Nunca Ocurrió!!"
Sorry to be nitpicky... Great cover!!
Gracias, podrían habernos preguntado, parece que nada más lo pasaron por BabelFish
June 28 2011 at 1:11 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyActually, it's La Fuerte Femenina! Policia Espacial III! And how aboy "Aquahombre"?
September 30 2010 at 5:32 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI was angling for him to be called "Senor Tadpole"
September 30 2010 at 5:59 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI would read that. In a heartbeat.
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