This week saw the release of "Marvel Her-oes," a new comic where writer Grace Randolph and artist Craig Rousseau re-cast the Wasp, She-Hulk, Namora and others as high school students, each of whom is hiding her powers from the others while trying to live a "normal" student life.


I picked it up with this week's stack, and like a lot of readers, I love the comic, but hate the name, which seems to have been created for the sole purpose of making the people who thought "Girl Comics" was a bad title realize just how wrong they were. But is it the worst title possible? Of course not! That's why today, I've got ten alternate suggestions that are even worse!


10. Slumber Party Avengers

9. XX-Force

8. Girls Gone Marvel

7. Janet Van Dyne: Agent of D.E.G.R.A.S.S.I.

6. Young Ladyvengers

5. Deadpool Girls

4. Pretty Soldier Sailor Marvel

3. Girlier Comics

2. Pony Cupcake Hair-Braiding Adventures

And finally...

1. Barely Legal (Under the Super-Human Registration Act)