Apr 21st 2010 By: Chris Sims
Okay, that was really stupid. Talk about stretching a point.
April 26 2010 at 11:39 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyMan, I hope that last comment is a joke. And once again, the ellipsis is a privilege, not a right.
I could not quite believe that last panel, wow. I did that thing where I laughed so hard that no sound came out. The shock alone was staggering. Normally I know the crew around here keeps the humor clean and classy, so such things really catch me by surprise, but that just makes it so much more powerful when you get away with it!
I hate what you have done with Archie comics......you have used your dirty, twisted, erotic mind to change something soo innocent into something dirty........anyone can do that with practically anything....So get a life and find something else better to do with your time...and leave he old time..innocent minded comics alone...You sick twisted physco!!
April 25 2010 at 1:07 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyhilarious. Nothing like subtext to make a somewhat chaste comic book fantastic! Awesome post!
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In the realm of sexuality, anyone else excited about the recent panel reveals of Archie's first gay character, Kevin? Super cute.
April 22 2010 at 11:29 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHa - great stuff! Nice choice on the art too, those are some of my favourite eras of Archies!
April 21 2010 at 11:06 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyOn a topic related only because it's Archie, did I hallucinate once reading an Archie story where they all visit a castle and there's a demonic teddy bear that tries to kill them all and they throw it in the sea but the last panel is the teddy bear back on the bed covered in seaweed?
Because that would be a really weird Archie story, but I seriously think I remember reading it.
No you didn't hallucinate! I remember reading that one. Something about an evil stepmother, and she might be a witch, and a little girl walking off the cliffs to her death because the evil teddy dear hypnotized her. Yeah.
Also, you forgot crossdressing, Chris. It was in some kind of police show spoof they did. I can't remember the digest I read it in, but I know they also had a miscolored Batman, Hulk, and (maybe)Spiderman in the police lobby. It was as awesome as it sounds. If I find the issue I'll try and scan it, and send it in.
Yeah, I think I still have a copy of that one. The gang learns how the story happened to a girl at the castle years before, the evil stepmother gave it to her and it led her in a trance over the cliffs into the sea. Then Betty (I think) gets a hold of it and heads for the cliffs the same way to be rescued at the last second - the bear falls into the sea alone then reappears in the last panel.
April 23 2010 at 4:30 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyGreat ending, Chris! Definitely saved the best for last. Laughed my face off on this post.
April 21 2010 at 8:17 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI like how Jughead is just straight copping a feel in that first panel like it ain't no thing.
April 21 2010 at 8:16 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe money shot at the end... Comedy gold!
April 21 2010 at 8:06 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
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