
Oh, dear. This was bound to happen eventually. Marvel has released a line of Halloween costumes featuring the women of Marvel. Congrats, Spider-Girl. You've now joined the ranks of "sexy" Halloween costumes; a proud tradition that includes cats, nurses, and pretty much every type of service industry job. Here's the description from the company's website:
"Inspired by some of the most well known Marvel super heroes we have created a line of fashion forward costumes for women and girls who have the desire to be fun and playful for Halloween. Who says comic books are only for boys because with great power comes great style."

Look, we get that Marvel wants some of that sweet, sweet adult Halloween costume money. And we're sure these will sell to lazy costumers and/or anyone going to a "pimps and hos" party. But shouldn't a "Women of Marvel" costume line actually, you know, represent the women of Marvel? Outside of Black Cat and White Queen, these costumes are just downright lazy. You can't just create a slutty version of the Captain America costume and name it after American Dream, the female version of Cap from the MC2 universe, when the outfit looks nothing like what the character wears in the comics.

And wouldn't it make sense to offer a Spider-Girl costume that doesn't make us embarrassed to be Spider-Girl fans? (What, Spider-Woman's costume isn't tight enough costume for you, Disguise?) And what about actual Marvel heroines, like Ms. Marvel or Storm? If they're just doing female versions of big name Marvel characters, where's She-Hulk?
We're all for Marvel Halloween costumes that aren't just a plastic mask and a cheap pair of Wolverine claws. And we don't expect Marvel to license a Jessica Jones costume. (Though that would be awesome.) But it's a sad, sad day when the Black Cat becomes yet another "sexy" cat costume.


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Tuesday 29 September
By Brian R
Underwear tingling. Signaling excitement.
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Tuesday 29 September
By TheHungryTanuki
The chick in the "venom" costume is no other than megabitch conservative hypocrite beauty queen Carrie Prejean.
Wednesday 30 September
By Halloween Costume Expert
because if Halloween was lacking in one thing, it was slutty costumes for women. I never see those!
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Thursday 01 October
By bondgayle007
Halloween.....an occasion for whore like behavior.
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Thursday 01 October
By me
wow the girl in the spider girl costume, her legs are so skinny its almost scary.
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Friday 02 October
By Benjamin
Being the comic book & video game nerd that I am, I think I'm in love.
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Monday 05 October
By Laura Hudson
There is no "iranian new york times," but if there were, Iran would be one of the last countries to permit the publication of these images. Any woman who dressed like this in Iran could be severely punished for violating the strict Islamic dress code for women.
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Monday 05 October
By nick
I subscribe to the Sunday Iranian New York Times. My wife likes Arts & Leisure, while I go for the magazine. We're just like the people in the ads!
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Tuesday 06 October
By Tanya
For "women who desire to be fun and playful?" Fun? Playful? I think the keyword to these costumes lies in the innuendo of the word desire.
Also, the "with great power comes great style" crap? A lot of your designers wouldn't even design stuff like this. It would probably be deamed "cheap." They're cashing in on the Sex and the City generation with that statement.
However, I'll make my argument as this: why not stay true to original costumes? Why make them sexier? These look like stripper outfits, NOT superhero costumes. At least if the original costumes are gratuitous, they're not being made more gratuitous (ha, I'm dressing up laciviously this Halloween as Power Girl, one of the Queens of oversexualized comic chicks).
Hopefully there is some semblance of a comprehensible argument in there.
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Tuesday 06 October
By Sexy Halloween
wow the girl in the spider girl costume.
Sexy Dresses For Halloween
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