Marvel super-heroes undergoing strange transformations isn't really a new idea: Captain America's been a werewolf, Storm and Wolverine have been vampires in "What If," and heck, there's an entire universe where the Marvel Super-Heroes have been turned into zombies, and one where they're all apes, some of whom are also vampires. With FrankenCastle, however--the story in which Frank Castle, The Punisher, has been brutally dismembered and killed by Daken and then stitched up into a revenge crazed Frankenstein's Monster--they have hit new heights of awesome craziness, and the possibilities are endless.So as Marvel inches steadily towards putting out something like Monster Plus, the Frankenstein Werewolf Zombie Vampire from the Moon in the Future, we've gotten ComicsAlliance contributor Chris Sims to stitch together a list of the monster mash-ups we'd like to see (with Photoshops by Caleb Goellner)!


Really, though, we just want to see Spidey web-swinging with those tiny, tiny arms. Seriously, Marvel: Call us.


Prince Namor, the Were-Mariner!
Given that he's already sort of a hybrid creature prone to terrifying rages, Namor's essentially just a less hairy versoin of a werewolf anyway. Still, adding another layer onto him has its appeal: We've all seen how much better lycanthropy makes you at basketball, imagine how good Atlantis's water-polo team would be if they were led by a werewolf with wings on his feet!


Smallfoot!
"Thanks for joining us on the program, Joe. Can you tell us what you saw?"
"Well Larry, as you can see in the picture, he was walkin' out the woods, an' he was huge, all shoulders an' giant thighs. Had some weird growths all over him too, like pouches. He was carryin' this gigantic metal log, too."
"Do you think it might've been Bigfoot?"
"Bigfoot? Well t'be honest, Larry, I didn't see his feet. seemed like he was standin' in an ankle-high cloud of dust."




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Uh, we've just been told by ComicsAlliance lead blogger Laura Hudson that we should move on right now unless we want our asses fired.




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Thursday 19 November
By timscurtin
Smallfoot, nice. TAKE THAT AGAIN, LIEFELD!
I really thought for a second that Darezilla was going to turn out to be Devil Dinosaur, but yours is much better, especially with the visuals. Nice work, Mr. Goellner!
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Thursday 19 November
By ghostie
aw, give the boy some credit. gambit doesn't suck, he just suffers having writers who don't seem to like him very much. as a concept, he's actually pretty damned entertaining.
or maybe thats just me.
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Thursday 19 November
By Paul
Spideysaurus is the best!!!
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Thursday 19 November
By Pope Impious XXIII
The saddest thing is that a swimming werewolf isn't even a new idea. The Distinguished Competition has had one for a while: Sea Wolf from Axis Amerika.
There is nothing new under the sun.. except maybe Spideysaurus.
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Thursday 19 November
By Stephen
The stupidity of the FrankenCastle thing is still making my brain hurt too much to even enjoy this brilliant frivolity... Daken's secondary mutation was to go from a concept that sucks into being able to create all new sucky concepts. Incredible!!
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Thursday 19 November
By Wolter
I have never in my life been more delighted by a concept that "ROM: Spacemummy."
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Thursday 19 November
By Wolter
*than ROM: Spacemummy.
I'm so delighted I cannot type.
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Thursday 19 November
By Steve
This article makes me so happy. I'd pay for a book about Wolvicorn. Heck, I'd pay for EVERY SINGLE ONE of these. Even FrankenCastle.
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Thursday 19 November
By Martin
Feel free to give credit to Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics (qwantz.com) as you swiped the T-Rex from him.
And the rest of your sources I suppose but perhaps you don't need to do that as this is "just a blog."
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Thursday 19 November
By Laura Hudson
Sigh. You had to take a loving homage and make it something dirty, huh?