The photo below shows the alleged thief (whose face is blurred out) as he was bring arrested by local law enforcement -- while two preteen girls stand nearby, seemingly either engrossed in deep personal reflection or detached, critical assessment. Or perhaps it's both?
That's why we're looking to you, the reader to decide just what's going on here.

The full details behind the photo can be read at The Liverpool Champion's website, but it's probably funnier if you just use your imagination. That's what cable news does, right? It seems to work for them.
Join the club! Write your own witty caption in the comments. The best caption will win something cool. Get to it!
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Thursday 12 November
By Ryan K Lindsay
"See, girls, that's why the union won't let us date fanboys."
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Thursday 12 November
By David Uzumeri
"And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you MEDDLING KIDS!"
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Thursday 12 November
By SKleefeld
"OH. MY. GOD. Royal blue with cameo cut-offs? How gauche!"
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Thursday 12 November
By Mike Gorman
"So officers, you say he had trouble running away from the scene of the crime? Really? There's a shock. I mean, a total shock."
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Thursday 12 November
By Mathew D
Looks like our suspect has been bagged... and boarded. (Cue The Who's Won't Get Fooled Again)
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Thursday 12 November
By jasonahurley
"Ugh, I can see his crack"
"You can always see their cracks. They're like nerdy plumbers"
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Thursday 12 November
By Jeffrey J
Why does he have the words "Open For Business" tattooed on his lower back?
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Friday 13 November
By Uncouth Pom
Err. Liverpool Australia, not Liverpool England.
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Saturday 14 November
By Jess kidden
IT WAS ON THAT DAY... THAT JOSE SWORE HE'D SOON SHOW THE ENTIRE WORLD: 'THE TERROR OF THE DARK CLEPTO!!!'.
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