Depending on exactly where you've poked your browser within the great and terrible labyrinth that is the internet, you may familiar with Rule 34, which states that if you can imagine it, there is porn of it.
But I submit as a corollary that even if you hold this truth to be self-evident -- that every single person, animal, or thing, fictional or real, alive or dead, will invariably be perverted in horrible, disturbing ways -- you will still eventually encounter an image on the internet that manages to make something inside you die.
Today, it came courtesy of a lovingly hand-crafted Pokemon accessory on the Etsy fail site, Regretsy. If you've ever imagined coating Pikachu's face with the bloody lining of your uterus, then today is the day that your dreams come true. (Thanks, Chris)
Who the hell would want to show it off? Maybe next they'll have pin striping and a sun roof. Or maybe double as an umbrella, or you could put it under your car tire when you get stuck in the snow. AND if you act now, you get a free case of cramps. TESSA......Does it really mean pussy? Cuz if you're serious i'm soooo going to have to tell my sister-in-law about that stupid keychain she chews on when she's bored LOL. P.S. I'm not a woman hater, just thought it was funny.
Sorry, but as far as pads go, this one is pretty awesome. It would be nice to have something to use during my period that makes me happy instead of giving me ovarian cancer. Thanks for posting this, I am totally buying one!
what bugs me about this is that I have two pillows my mom got me when I was 8, that have the exact same pattern, they are on my bed right now, about 2 feet from where I sit.
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