I still remember the first time I saw a hookup chart -- a map of potential STD transmission that snaked its way through the entire population of my school like some sort of terrible Ouroboros. It was a horrifying thing to behold -- yet impossible to look away.

Since love affairs in comics are often as dramatic and convoluted as soap operas, it's no surprise that someone finally turned the hookup chart concept onto comics, with a horrifying clusterfrack detailing the many loves -- and one-night stands -- of the X-Men.

(Via The Cool Kids Table)