May 26th 2009 By: Laura Hudson
Not all superpowers are created equal
. Being more than human can more of a burden than a gift, especially if your special power is, say, acid tears or bullet attraction.
A new Threadless tee
celebrates the hilarious plight of the D-list hero with its new "Useless Superpowers" shirt, available for both men and women in Sinestro yellow.
There's also a whole blog devoted to archiving useless superpowers
, and they've put out a call for submissions
if you think have ideas counterproductive and impractical enough to make the cut.