I get like 4,000 viral videos sent to me everyday. Sometimes I get something awesome like last week's Rambo trailer (Attacking Soon!) but most of the time I just get crap like the opening to the Snorks cartoon or some shaky camera phone video of a band I like (note: people filming crap with their phones at shows needs to stop...seriously...just watch the band and put your arms down...your friend who couldn't make the show isn't going to be stoked about a minute and twenty-second clip of distorted images and assy sound and I'm sick of watching you not watch the show...seriously...)
Huh? Oh yeah... So the other day one of my most reliable sources of quality Internet stuffs sent me this clip from some Indian movie featuring an interesting take on Superman and Spider-Man.
At first I was all like "Guh...I've seen enough Turkish Captain America and Indonesian Batman to know this is going to suck." But you know what? This clip made me laugh. Those of you who liked the singing and dancing in Spider-Man 3 are gonna eat this up. Hell, I liked this clip more than Spider-Man 3 and Superman Returns put together.
I tried to figure out what movie this came from, but all I could find out was that this clip is from the year 2025. That's right, it's from the future. My mind is blown. This is better than when they went into the future on that episode of Heroes. I don't actually watch Heroes by the way...but I did read X-Men: Days of Future Past so I'm pretty sure I'm up to speed.
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Karate_Squid
This is amazing. It's as if my Super Heroic Man and Spaderman bootleg action figures were imbued with the spirit of Indian Thriller. Until the soon to be Bollywood smash-hit Fool N Final (starring Mike Tyson!!) comes out, make mine....umm...this thing.
June 08 2007 at 5:12 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
tuxjim
OH MY GAWD!!!! This BLOODY thing was so AWFUL, it was like a train wreck...you can't look, but you can't turn away either. The best thing about it was that she has a decent bod inside that costume...BUT HER VOICE!!!! I'd SHOOT her, because of that, then bend HIM over the nearest park bench and cornhole him dry until he SCREAMED for mercy...AND I'M STRAIGHT!!! Someone needs to ERASE this TRAVESTY, before some unsuspection teenager gets hold of it and thinks it's actually supposed to be cool...PURGE CYBERSPACE OF CRAP LIKE THIS...if we don't, can moral armageddon be far behind? SAVE OUR SANITY!!!
June 06 2007 at 1:42 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
James
OMG! The music sounded like the worst of 70s disco and worst of 80s New Wave mixed together. It also sounded like a song that ABBA rejected. Not to mention that it was slightly risque. Did you see the part where he was dry humping her butt (and yet, they serve a warrant for the arrest of Richard Gere for just kissing that Bollywood actress)? Although in all fairness, she was a pretty hot Spider-woman. And she does look quite nice in the tight costume.
All in all, this was pretty bad--but still much better than "Superman Returns."
Mark
That was the worst clip ever dance superman dance is so lame that i did not like it, spider-man 3 was not a good movie what so ever, because they killed it, and i know about comic books and they suck at that movie.
June 05 2007 at 4:26 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply
xcommunistdreamx
After seeing this video....I want to go and kill my self....why super man WHY!
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